What The EFF?

What The EFF?

LiNCOLN PARK  //  LiNCOLN PARK is a Contemporary Novelist whose fecund fables and prolific parables of modern episodes are heralded by a colossal and mounting faction of fervent, mainstream literati. As she frequently administers a more severe and disquieting pen than her contemporary literary counterparts, 4465 PReSS has taken unique initiative and placed the standard seal of PARENTAL ADVISORY on the front and back covers of all LiNCOLN PARK-penned books.

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Jan 6 / 2:19pm

Woe is Delerious ME...

I am having so much fun with my new PuPPY, ASHLeY, that I don't know what to do!!!!   She is wearing me the fuck out for sure, but I'm loving every exhausting minute of it. 

I never knew that I could adore a being so flatulent -- or who could interchange the word carpet with the word potty so easily -- but there it is.

I tippy-toe so as not to disturb her beauty sleep; I plow her with treats for doing nothing other than making little huff-puffs on my neck when she is wiped out from endless play and socky-chewing. what the beneful eff is wrong with me? Oh, thou hast slain me: PuPPY, take my purse: If ever thou wilt thrive. Jeez......

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