What The EFF?

What The EFF?

LiNCOLN PARK  //  LiNCOLN PARK is a Contemporary Novelist whose fecund fables and prolific parables of modern episodes are heralded by a colossal and mounting faction of fervent, mainstream literati. As she frequently administers a more severe and disquieting pen than her contemporary literary counterparts, 4465 PReSS has taken unique initiative and placed the standard seal of PARENTAL ADVISORY on the front and back covers of all LiNCOLN PARK-penned books.

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Jan 6 / 2:19pm

Woe is Delerious ME...

I am having so much fun with my new PuPPY, ASHLeY, that I don't know what to do!!!!   She is wearing me the fuck out for sure, but I'm loving every exhausting minute of it. 

I never knew that I could adore a being so flatulent -- or who could interchange the word carpet with the word potty so easily -- but there it is.

I tippy-toe so as not to disturb her beauty sleep; I plow her with treats for doing nothing other than making little huff-puffs on my neck when she is wiped out from endless play and socky-chewing. what the beneful eff is wrong with me? Oh, thou hast slain me: PuPPY, take my purse: If ever thou wilt thrive. Jeez......

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Dec 1 / 11:52am

Sometimes, WHAT-THE-EFFINESS requires more than 140 characters

Hey, Posterous Peeps!


Thanks for having me here. You know, I have a podcast at http://lprants.com and I'm on twitter, as well http://twitter.com/linc0lnpark  ; but I think that this might be a great place to get into blogging..

I have so much shit to say about who knows what -- until I believe the podcasts and tweets are not enough. My podcast, while abjectly retarded, is mainly for my observations in the writing space.  Here';s the thing -- I write books, but I am more than the sum of my friggin' texts! My joy is joy entire and so on and so forth; etcetera, etc. .  I am proud of my entire humanity; which includes my limitations, shortcomings, offenses and superfluosities. I have worked a lifetime to become the human I am today. I can't WAIT to share my humanity with you guys -- right here.

You will be scratching your head in even more WHAT-THE-EFFINESS than you are right now!  :D

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