What The EFF?

What The EFF?

LiNCOLN PARK  //  LiNCOLN PARK is a Contemporary Novelist whose fecund fables and prolific parables of modern episodes are heralded by a colossal and mounting faction of fervent, mainstream literati. As she frequently administers a more severe and disquieting pen than her contemporary literary counterparts, 4465 PReSS has taken unique initiative and placed the standard seal of PARENTAL ADVISORY on the front and back covers of all LiNCOLN PARK-penned books.

Dec 21 / 11:38am

Superfluousity because I CAN

OK -- so everybody knows I just went through a microdochectomy and I'm sore as fuck. that still doesn't stop mighty streams of nothingness from working their way through the lakebed which is my brain LOL

 

I feel that through the physical suffering I can acheive some kind of creative plateau, if you will. So -- it's back to the manuscript, for me.  

 

One of the parts in my book deals with the use of dough as a performance art tool; or as the essence of the piece.... whatever. In any event, don't ever fucking try to research the use of dough as a performance art medium; as you will be equally disappointed.

 

(I mean -- it's not like my character is running around the story with sophisticated, wireless, power tools and trying to recreate Shakespeare -- are there no dough-based chronicles to be found?)  LMAO

 

I suppose if I can find a way to stop obsessing about the spatial relationship between food and the pantries it gets stored in, my publisher can finally put out some copies of this madness.

 

BAKED-OFF is pure fun; and I've been through Hell and back trying to get it finished. Surgery, house hunting, writers' block --- you name the distraction. Still, I write -- and I believe with everything I know that the serious nature of these times call for pure absurdity in high-artistic construct. Know then, that I am devoted to writing stories for you; that are wrapped and warm in the gossamer blanket of such absurdity.  :D

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